Yes, you can tell Pikachu to run, dance and fish. No, you can't tell Pikachu to do your homework.

Right.. so I should start doing my work...

Relationships?

Life is so weird... I just got a phonecall from a friend... and my friend is very unhappy in the relationship...the partner..seems to be really like shit...things I think shouldn't be done to a loved one and..the partner did everything!...like make my friend feel insecure......everything..and Im like...gosh..why are u still sticking to the relationship? My friend cannot give up the relationship... Im like wat the? So I tell my friend ..don't be silly...and break up with your partner... To me..its seems like the partner is abusing my friend ..like scolding my friend and making my friend unhappy 70% of the time.. liew...so horrible...tsk..my friend deserves better..

And I wanted to go to friendster to give my fren some support, when I noticed that another friend of mine just changed galfren...haiz..so saddening to see that...cuz they were together for very long...since JC till..like end of uni of the gal..at least 5-6 years...and broke up...a bit shock la..cuz i was thinking they super stable...cuz the guy pilot then alot of times overseas training... and still manage to stay together all these years...don't know what happened.

Oh well.. i guess its my job to make sure my dear don't need to face this kind of pain. Hehehe. I love her.

Tat

My Proudest Achievement

My Proudest Achievement- Able to make my girlfriend feel loved even when we are separated by the Pacific Ocean.

The reign of the evil egg tart

And all I did was say "Chai tou kway, Sze Cha, Chai fan..."

Disciplinary Bulletin : Eating Flower Petals During Weddings

When I was in unit, I was invited to the wedding of a specialist in my unit. Most of the senior specialists and officers were invited.

When I was there, in the middle of the table was a bowl of flower petals. I was hoping it was a bowl of crackers or maybe a saucer of peanuts...as it is custom to put some light snacks in the centre of the table before the actual dinner.

I was curious about the purpose of the flower petals so I asked LTA LLL. He told me that flower petals could be eaten and he proceeded to pop one in his mouth. The rest of us were quite startled by the idea and thus did not eat the flower petals. Fortunately.

The fanfare started and the couple walked in on the red carpet. Everyone rose from their seats and cheered...and started to shower the couple with flower petals...

I looked at LTA LLL and said, "Its a good thing we did not eat the flower petals. I wonder what would it be like to ask the waiter for another helping..."

Stories of my babyhood

My mom is telling baby stories to my sister again. My sister's prenancy has stirred many memories from my mom's mind. Most of the stories are of me. Just now she was telling about the time i fell. I was on the bed..and my mom was with me. Playing with me. I was just a few months old. And I was happy..so i kicked my legs..and i began to move away from my mom. My mom tried to catch me..but i was out of reach so she tried to run to the other end of the bed...but it was too late, I have kicked myself off the bed and hit the floor, crying.

My mom had said it many times. She scolded herself as she felt that she did not do her part in taking care of me.. and cried. because I kept falling down. And she was afraid I would become retarded. At least I didn't. Still quite smart..muahahaa

Wanling the Classy Babe

Me: When you no class? (refering to when you do not have night class)
Wanling: erm. rarely i hope. tink wants to be a classy babe.

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